A friend of mine was driving the interstate with her two kids in the back of the car.  (Have you ever noticed that the amount of time spent with children present in the car is directly proportional to the number of difficult-to-explain establishments you pass?  I have.)

En route the youngsters noticed the Adam & Eve store prominently placed by the highway with an enormous sign that could be seen for miles.

And this is what she heard from the back seat:

Kid #1:  Look at that store, mom.  What do they sell there?  Do they sell apples?

Kid #2:  Duh…no!  They sell bibles.

True story.  I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.