Your handy, dandy guide to all things panic-related. Nuclear meltdown time? Or is it a simple fix? Abby offers her take on the matter.
“I would like to think I never overreact.
It’s not true, but I would like to think that about myself. The truth is that sometimes something like my spoon falling into my oatmeal can garner the same reaction from me as having to go to the hospital again or call a guy to remove a raccoon from my chimney – all three things that have happened entirely too much these past couple months.
SPOON INTO THE OATMEAL, PEOPLE.”