“I remember that one of the Sandy Hook parents said that they took comfort in the fact that they had seen their child off to school that morning – you know that morning – and said, ‘I love you.’ So before their first grader was gunned down in her classroom, she knew that she was loved.  I bet they all did though.

But just in case, I love you.”

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Please Don’t Get Murdered at School Today.