This is so not a post bemoaning the life of a stay-at-home mom. Just trust me on that, please. Click over because this mama is on point when it comes to being real.
Like, for real real.
This is snort-out-loud funny.
“We clean things so they can be destroyed right before you drop by. I don’t mean to brag, but my kids are capable of making my house a major health code violation in ten seconds flat. Sometimes I think about posting pictures of what my house looks like when it’s clean – just for reference.
Welcome to my home. Here is a picture of what my house looked like one time last week. It could also look like this more often if I had 47 maids and manservants.
Due to a current cash flow problem, we have had to reduce our Downton Abbey staff size.
Please come back in 25 years to see it like this again.