Oh my gosh, y’all, THIS. It’s like my turkey story except Christmas themed.
I don’t care which side you come down on for elf on the shelf, this freaking post is funny. If you’re pro-elf, you’ll be all like Yep, been there, done something a little like that. If you’re anti-elf, you’ll be all like Hell yeah, THAT’S why I won’t do that stupid elf and omg, HOW DID SHE NOT GET BUSTED?!
Either way, good times all around.
“F me. Yes, I know those probably aren’t the classiest words to start a post with, but I really can’t think of two better words to describe the shitstorm that I brought upon my house this weekend. Are you ready for this tragedy?”