“I did something stupid. I mean I do stupid stuff all the time, but this one makes me look like a total idiot. It all started the other morning when I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to get the rugrats out the door for school.”
And then mama hilarity ensues. Solidarity, sister.
Ruh-roh, you’re not gonna believe where I found the car keys – Baby Sideburns