“I did something stupid.  I mean I do stupid stuff all the time, but this one makes me look like a total idiot.  It all started the other morning when I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to get the rugrats out the door for school.”

And then mama hilarity ensues.  Solidarity, sister.

Ruh-roh, you’re not gonna believe where I found the car keys – Baby Sideburns