Thinking about tweens and health class and all the giggles that get me through the day…well, turns out I felt like revisiting my Mean Girls quotes.
“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know. Oh, God love ya.”
“Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that’s just, like, the rules of feminism!”
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.”
“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”
“So if you’re from Africa, why are you white?” “Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!”
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”
“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”
“Is butter a carb?”
“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
Aren’t we all, Mrs. George? Aren’t we all.