popularity, an all-carb diet, and being the cool mom

Thinking about tweens and health class and all the giggles that get me through the day…well, turns out I felt like revisiting my Mean Girls quotes.

“Can I get you guys anything?  Some snacks?  A condom?  Let me know.  Oh, God love ya.”

“Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends.  I mean, that’s just, like, the rules of feminism!”

“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me.  But I can’t help it that I’m popular.”

“That’s why her hair is so big.  It’s full of secrets.”

“So if you’re from Africa, why are you white?”  “Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!”

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”

“I can’t go to Taco Bell.  I’m on an all-carb diet.  God, Karen, you are so stupid!”

“Is butter a carb?”

“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”

Aren’t we all, Mrs. George?  Aren’t we all.

4 thoughts on “popularity, an all-carb diet, and being the cool mom

  1. This made me laugh so hard. Sometimes when I’m videoing the kids doing something, I’ll start doing the drunkish looking dancing she did during the Christmas production. The kids just think I’m being weird, but my husband knows and thinks it’s hilarious.

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