I dropped one of these on T-man and Bear in the car and they fell out. In a good way. But that was probably because it was only our family present.
I’m pretty sure they’d prefer I use my own generation’s language in front of their friends, lest they seem less lit.
“Here’s the thing – I don’t know what a story is.
It’s on Instagram and SnapChat. Right? Maybe What’sApp, but that’s less likely. Anyway, I know it’s like a place where people can, I don’t know, write something like a blog post? It’s kind of a big deal, I gather. Yet, no, I don’t know its parameters.
That’s okay – I’m 45 after all.”