I dropped one of these on T-man and Bear in the car and they fell out.  In a good way.  But that was probably because it was only our family present.

I’m pretty sure they’d prefer I use my own generation’s language in front of their friends, lest they seem less lit.

“Here’s the thing – I don’t know what a story is.

It’s on Instagram and SnapChat.  Right?  Maybe What’sApp, but that’s less likely.  Anyway, I know it’s like a place where people can, I don’t know, write something like a blog post?  It’s kind of a big deal, I gather.  Yet, no, I don’t know its parameters.

That’s okay – I’m 45 after all.”

5 Words I Know (That My Kids Know I Shouldn’t Know) – Coach Daddy