1. Will you find the beef jerky outlet with a full parking lot on a weekday afternoon.
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2. Do you overhear colleagues ranking sweet tea for local fast food restaurants.
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3. Can you wear flip flops ten months out of the year.
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4. Is it perfectly acceptable to name your son after a Dukes of Hazzard character.
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5. Can you find an entire clothing line based on the tenets of being Simply Southern.
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6. Will you find everything from sheets to phone cases to car windows monogrammed.
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7. Is camo offered in pants & sweatshirts, t-shirts & bathing suits, headbands & handbags. Shoot, I don’t doubt for a minute that there’s camo undies and bath mats out there, too.
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8. Are biscuits ranked: “died and gone to heaven,” “no substitute for mama’s,” and “good lawd, what on earth is this?”
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9. Do they ask “brown?” when you order gravy.
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10. Are “yes,” “ma’am,” and “year” typically two syllable words.
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I have never had beef jerky and all gravy is brown here:)
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Yes! First time I saw white gravy I had to ask & my hubby was like “you’ve never seen sausage gravy before?!?”
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LOL…we have a beef jerky outlet close to us in WI but I’ve never checked to see how full the parking lot is and we are also camo everywhere here! Not me personally, but it’s everywhere else.
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Very fun and true! Don’t forget drive thru JD slushies! That one knocked me for a loop the first time I visited my mom in Louisiana.
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JD slushies? Don’t think we have that in NC.
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Jack Daniels. I think they may only be a Louisiana thing. Either way, not my cup of tea 😉
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Wha??? DRIVE THRU?? Now that’s one I haven’t seen before!
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Love it! 🙂
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Thank you!
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Yeyess Ma’am.
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😂
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Slowly I am learning these things. Hahahaha.
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It’s a process. (Y’all.)
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HA! So true! Thanks for the laugh. Only in the South do trucks have tires the size of refrigerators.
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YES. Sometimes on these Itty Bitty trucks, too, so you gotta wonder…
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It’s comical when your standard pick up truck has monster tires. Makes me laugh.
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I would love to be able to wear flip-flops for 10 months of the year!
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It is a pretty sweet benefit though it means 100 degree days in summer.
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so funny –
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(And crazy true. 😉)
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