We’re getting awfully close to a time when we’ll need our own Guide for dating Princess.  Thankfully, Ah dad has gotten the ball rolling already.

“It’s like giving birth for fathers.  A cold blade piercing your soul.  And it’s not that she doesn’t look at you in the same way, it’s just that you have an icy reminder that one of these years you will have to give her away to another man…

Low and behold, the inevitable is happening.  My contractions have begun.  Princess has a crush.  She claims friendship but I’ve never look at any of my friends the same way she looks at him. So just to be on the safe side, I felt it important to edit and publish my Guide for dating Princess. I trust he would be reading this…”

She’s crushing! Noooooo!!! | Ah dad…