You’ll love this if you’ve ever had a weird, skulky, stalkerish lifeguard experience.

Hell, you’ll love it even if you haven’t.

“AN OPEN LETTER TO THE HOTEL POOL LIFEGUARD IN MONTREAL WHO SUFFERED FROM THE DELUSION THAT SHE WAS ON BAYWATCH WHILE I WAS THERE SWIMMING WITH MY KIDS AND NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG AND IN NO DANGER OF ANY KIND:”

Post #135: An Open Letter | the almost right words