“You know those exorcism movies where the possessed person is tied to a bed and they bring a priest in and the demon expert is like, “Whatever you do, do not cross the salt boundary,” and then the possessed person is like, “Ahhh, you like Honey Bunches of Oats, don’t you, father?!” and then the priest leaps across the salt barrier and is like “YOU KNOW I LIKE RAISIN BRAN! YOU SICK FUCK!” and the demon bites his ear off?…
Yeah, I love those movies. I am always so judgmental, shaking my head at these morons taking the bait. I would never cross the salt boundary. Then my mother will call me and say, “You know everyone feels sorry for your husband,” and I will be like “AHHHH!!! FUCK THIS SALT BARRIER, I WILL KILL YOU!”
Today I want to talk about toxic relationships.“
How to Keep a Toxic Relationship: Damn, Girl. Get Your Shit Together.
Raisin Bran??? ugh! that is a horror movie.
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😂😂😂 The hubby loved this one & said the only thing that would have been funnier is Lucky Charms. Bwahahahaha!!
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