Other folks collect burning questions, too, right? It’s not just me?
Huh.
Why can’t somebody invent an envelope glue that doesn’t make me gag? I know, I know. Some of you are asking who even needs real envelopes anymore. Businesses have a system, probably some fancy automated envelope licking machine, and it’s not like anybody uses snail mail these days. Except oh that’s right, I DO. Not every week or anything but still…do they have to taste like cat ass? Sheesh.
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I think we can all agree that microwave popcorn is da bomb. Hot salty extra extra buttery microwave popcorn is da bomb dot com. Is Jiffy Pop even still in business?
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Super scientific microfiber dusting glove versus Pledge. Discuss amongst yourselves.
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Exactly how long is too long before your car gets so embarrassingly filthy that you need to take it two towns over to get it cleaned? Asking for a friend.
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Astroturf. Neither space-like nor anything that might be mistaken for an earthly terrain. Who came up with this name?
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What is the freaking deal with sock seams? Too lumpy. A little lopsided. Gets stuck between your toes. Scratches against your foot. Are you seriously telling me with advances like microwaveable veggie bags they can’t figure out how to sew a better sock?! I’m not buying it.
Riddle from the Middle 
Great questions, Laura. Get peel n’ stick envelopes, they’re worth the extra.
No like microfiber glove. Like old tee shirt rags and Murphy’s multi-surface spray.
Your socks are too big. You go buy new smaller socks. You put the seam across your toes at the top/tip. You also stop wearing socks when it’s 110 degrees. 😉
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No summer socks. Got it.
And just discovered the peel n’ stick envelopes at the store this year – what fancy pants designed these? So of course I put them in my cart and felt like a Rockefeller buying them but whatevs, I’M NOT DYING FROM ENVELOPE GLUE!
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LMAO! 😛
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I can answer two of your likely rhetorical questions. Look that up at my place if you like, it’s what I do.
“Pop pop Jiffy Pop!” is still alive and well and is great for camping (which I haven’t done in eons).
Astroturf was introduced to the world when the Huston Astro’s built their brand new indoor baseball stadium (The Astrodome).
Have a great day!
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Okay, my mouth *literally* dropped open just now. How am I 47 and have never heard that Houston Astros factoid?? Then again, it’s the sort of thing I could hear and not retain…regardless, cool answers!
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They were in our division at the time, so we saw some games on TV (cutting you some slack).
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😆
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