Because sometimes I’m grateful for the things I don’t have.
1. An ingrown toenail. Sheesh, those things sound painful.
2. Housemates who smoke.
3. A neighbor who works on muscle cars at 11pm.
4. A heart two sizes too small.
5. A mullet. A mohawk. Princess Leia buns. Feathered bangs. Or a bad 80s perm with frosted highlights.
6. A closet full of stilettos.
7. A kid who practices the accordion.
8. A snake. Or a scorpion. Or any pet that belongs behind glass but inevitably escapes causing all of us to run from the house screaming in terror.
9. An allergy to cheese. [shudder]
10. Job requirements that include rooftop crimefighting and a latex bodysuit.
I would like to add the following:
I do not have dry socket.
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Yaaaaasss.
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Hilarious and wonderful ❤️
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Thanks, E!
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Ha! Loved this! And you def don’t have a heart two sizes too small. Awesome post honey!
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Thanks, Jo. 🙂
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you had my attention with stiletto heels but the latex body suit??? oooo baby!!! what do you do in your off time???? lucky husband. 😉
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😂😂😂
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We have #3 and it’s a good thing to not have. It’s not a muscle car, but air tools, hammering and music. As he gets older, there are fewer and fewer late nights, but we also have some early morning wake up calls.
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Ugh! Thought of this one because a friend has the muscle car engine revving out there at all hours. Sheesh!
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When my babies were babies, we lived across the street from a man who was a drag racer. Literally. He had to run that car every morning and rev it (My husband said it is required for proper maintenance of that kind of engine.) Now, the man had a large separate garage which helped to cut down on the noise, so it could have been worse, but it was bad. It was like an urban rooster. When he actually had races, he’d tow it off and those were the best days. 🙂
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I’m a big fan of drag racing. I know that sound. I would not want to wake yo it every day.
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I can’t even imagine that level of noise outside my front door…
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“An urban rooster”!!! 😂😂😂
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That’s funny! Great way to look at life 😊
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We gotta laugh at ourselves, right? 😉
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