“I have always been accident prone. Like a real-life heroine in a YA novel featuring vampires and forbidden romance, my most benign character flaw is that I’m clumsy as fuck.
I guess I just never grew out of that stage of puberty where you walk smack into walls that have been there for your whole life and end up with bruises of mysterious origin all over your legs. I just don’t know where my ends are! I’m missing whatever survival instinct informs the human body not to grievously injure itself on a regular basis.
So I guess it was just a matter of time before I ended up in the emergency room, writhing and blinded by the worst pain I have ever experienced in my life.”
Financial Lessons Learned from a Night in the ER: Bitches Get Riches
I had to work as a PA for a tear before Law school and for the first few months, my boss couldn’t just believe how clumsy I was, lol. I almost gave her a fit sometimes. 😂
Anyway, with time I got better. Still clumsy though but not to embarrassing levels, lol.
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well, we could have your H make you a bubble wrap suit to wear.
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That would at least decrease the odds of lasting scars, right?
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