“We close early.”
We close early on days with a vowel in their name.
We close early on Thursdays so we can dance naked under the starry sky.
Can you put aside some Twizzlers, a bag of Ruffles, two frozen pizzas, and a bottle of wine? I can be there by five. “Sorry, we close early today.” What if it’s an emergency? “Nope. Still closing early.” Dammit.
Why is it only the places you really need to get into close early? The DMV, the license plate registration office, dentists, doctors, that place with the thing you really need to take to the staff party tomorrow…
Then there’s stuff you wish would close early –
And my brain just shut down.
Listen, here’s the thing. I wanted to nail this SoCS post, I really did, but my writing skills are simply not cooperating this evening. I can’t twist “we close early” into anything resembling a meaningful or funny conversation. I’d have been happy with either one! But here we are and so it goes.
Holy cow, I just realized the real irony here is that I’m closing this post early. Bwahahaha!!!
Linda hosts Stream of Consciousness Saturday. This week’s prompt is “point.” Open a book on your lap, close your eyes, and put your finger on the page. Whatever you land on, whether it be a word, a phrase, or a sentence, write about it.
You nailed it! 😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks. 😊
LikeLike
SoCS doesn’t have to be meaningful or funny. But this post is funny and meaningful because we can relate. And you’ve got good details. I’m intrigued by “dancing naked under the starry sky. ” Just a thought mind you. Where did that come from? Oh, the stream of consciousness.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Isn’t it funny what pops into your head sometimes? I do think I know where it came from. Hold on tight:
NPR did a show on movies/tv shows with witches last week.
They were talking about The Craft from 1993 (I think).
I wondered if I’d missed them talking about Practical Magic with Sandra Bullock who I LOVE.
I’ve seen that movie a zillion times.
And there’s a scene where the aunts say they’ll take her kids to the (something – forgot the name) while she’s gone & she tells them “absolutely no dancing naked under the full moon!” They remind her that nudity is optional, as she probably remembers.
😆😆😆
Yep. Very SOCS.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ain’t that the truth? In the course of my work, I called a medical office Friday and the recording at 10am was all, ‘Our hours are…. and Friday, 9am to noon’ and I was hateful — not just because they sent me to vm, but also because jealousy! LOL
LikeLiked by 1 person
Right? We have all these businesses here that keep normal hours but work half days on Wednesdays. WEDNESDAYS. What kind of head fake move is that?!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I dunno. Still jealous though.
LikeLiked by 1 person
😆 Agreed.
LikeLike
LOL – you saved the post-prompt yet again!
LikeLiked by 1 person
By the skin of my teeth, Shelley. 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Nicely done! It’s bad enough having to go to DMV, but missing the deadline really hurts. Been there. I didn’t throw anything, but…
LikeLiked by 1 person
But you wanted to…😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahaha!
That realization was gold! 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
😆 Right?!?
LikeLiked by 1 person