“Lift with your legs! Don’t strain your back!!”
This is a reminder I give myself often, especially in the midst of what we’ll call The Great Moving Escapade of 2019. Granted, it was usually after I’d hefted a heavy box off the floor, often most decidedly not using my legs, but bygones. Little bit of BenGay, Biofreeze, Blue-Emu, or Mineral Ice and I’m good to go. Well, not exactly good to go, but on my way to not limping in pain.
We take the wins where we can, right?
I’m on the slow and steady track toward fifty (THE BIG 5-0) which I can only imagine means a correlating use of the phrase “Don’t strain your…” Parts of my body I don’t anticipate landing on that list include my belly button and earlobe, although I suppose nothing’s out of the realm of possibility.
One super fun part about this whole getting older gig is the fact that straining my eyes isn’t just a “don’t sit too close to the tv!” warning anymore. These glasses aren’t a fashion statement; they’re a n-e-c-e-s-s-i-t-y. Because no matter how hard I strain these eyeballs they still can’t see clearly without my fancy frames. Gotta hate it when bullying my body doesn’t work anymore.
Linda hosts Stream of Consciousness Saturday. This week’s prompt is “strain.” Use it any way you’d like. Enjoy!
In some ways, it’s unreal. I mean, just a year ago, I needed specs sometimes. Now I need them ALL the time. All, all, all the time — not for life, only for words, so like, most of life, lol — can’t read a thing without them.
My lady bits are giving up the ghost, but that, and the eyes are the only things I notice with age. UNTIL I do something unusual, like you are with the moving. Then I’m all, “Oh wow, I’m old. This is ow.”
I sleep better, can’t be all bad…. yet.
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I sleep better but randomly wake up SUPER early and that ticks me off on a Saturday. And yeah, my eyesight did a headlong tumble from eh it’s not too bad to holy hell, WHAT does that sign say?? 😆
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I had to take the leap to bifocals this year…grrr….
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Oh yes, I embraced bifocals a few years back. Good times.
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I’m finally embracing getting older through humor. The glasses are not a fashion statement is sooo true. Though I still enjoy picking out crazy frames for my necessity. 😎
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I say we find joy wherever we can. And if those crazy frames embarrass my kids? Well, that’s just a win/win. 😆
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I think what has grown more irascible as I age is my body – my attitude is still just fine, thank you. My body, however . . .
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Right?! How dare it go on strike! I’ve got stuff to do!!
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Oh, yes, there is more in store, for sure!
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No doubt. We’ll just look at it like a string of presents — the kind that blow up in your face, sure, but special surprises to come. 😉
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ha, this is so spot on -)
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Love it when my teenage son is the one reminding me!
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Brilliant. I get this so much. The big change is when you are younger and trip over people just laugh at you. Now if I trip over people run over to see if I’m ok.
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Oh my gosh, I see that!! Though I think my husband might still laugh at me. Check, then laugh at the clumsy. 😉
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Aging does that to you!
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Yep. Getting older has brought lots of fun surprises. 😆
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Surprises yes…… fun…. maybe not😜
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