Disclaimer: I like girls. I have a girl. Shoot, I am a girl. But there are some truths about girls living en masse that make even the staunchest X chromosome fan blanch. Might as well have little fun with it.
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1. An open bag of marshmallows and Hershey’s bars on the common room floor leave me two choices: go to bed wondering what furry critter will scamper across me with sticky paws or sound like a control freak as I shriek for someone to collect their trash.
2. They never actually get full, they just execute an endless rotation through the kitchen for snacks, leaving a legion of crumbs in their wake.
3. Cheez-Its scattered across the carpet isn’t an unusual sight.
4. I get that there’s a horde of middle school girls here and middle school girls mean hair tools, but at some point this has to be considered a fire hazard. Time to locate the closest fire extinguishers.
5. I sit on the couch – crinkle. Move to the left – crinkle. Move back – crinkle crinkle. Because of course there are crumpled Doritos bags shoved in between the couch cushions.
6. Nothing makes me want to holler Were you raised in a BARN? more than this front door. Are you the last one in? Close it. Are you the last one out? CLOSE IT. To make this simple let’s just say if there isn’t someone within four feet of you then close the freaking door.
7. Um, what’s this giant wet spot on the carpet? Anybody know what this is? Anybody??
8. The sight of all those girls lying around gabbing about life and making bracelets is adorable. The sight of all those teeny tiny beads scattered all over the blessed place? Not so much.
9. So you mean you don’t have shaving cream on random surfaces throughout your home? No? Huh.
10. No. Hot. Water.
I’m so with you. We’ve got two in-house and often one or two more are here. I nodded through all the orange processed food bits. Seriously.
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The part that really threw me off the cliff was what they left the rooms looking like when we said they needed to be “clean” before departure. Boy I tell you what, I tore into those girls like they were my own. Bear just stood there nodding like “uh huh, I coulda told you she was gonna react like this.” 😆
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You know my house is completely ruined until the darling boy leaves and these girls go back to school, right? We clean and we clean and it just… I … I’ll be okay.
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We will all be okay. Or we’ll be snorting chocolate and downing wine. One or the other.
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Roger that.
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Had to look up what a Hershey Bar is. It’s what went on after you crashed out which might broaden the mind.
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I just tried very VERY hard not to think about it. They stayed in the house so I consider it a win. 😉
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These are the days memories are made of! Enjoy every frustrating minute. I remember it well…
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I hope they came back with some wonderful memories! (Considering they made it about three hours longer than me every night they sure had enough time! 😆)
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You’ll get your reward…later.
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Yep. If I remember correctly it was around a month after the trip – I suddenly started remembering the really good moments. I’ll give it time. 😉
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