So I had some time to kill in Walgreens the other day. This sentence is our credit card statement’s kiss of death because Walgreens is where impulse shoppers cut their teeth before graduating to the hallowed halls of Target. There’s nothing like the makeup section in a pharmacy to jog my memory on every single beauty supply I’m running low on, been interested in trying, or heard was the miracle cure for (fill in the blank here).
In my defense, I really did need a new eyeliner. Did I also need it in gray? Well…no…but it seemed like a fun idea at the time.
You know what else seemed like a fun idea? New readers. Because I’m apparently you-get-excited-about-new-readers years old now which is a whole new level of crap, my gray is showing. And not in an eyeliner sort of way.
note: For my younger friends, “readers” are those non-prescription glasses that magnify print for easier reading. They come in different power levels ranging from +1.00 to +3.50 and are a handy tell for whether teens call you Old. You totally have to check this out. It cracked Bear up. Me, too, if I’m being honest.
I keep a pair of readers in my bedside table. After I wash my face and brush my teeth I usually leave my “good” glasses in the bathroom – not sure if I’m convinced I’ll roll over and crush them if I get sleepy but I see no reason to take a chance. Thus, the readers. And because I was killing time I got all jazzed about finding some new readers. To wear as I get sleepy. I never said it made sense, y’all.
First I got jammed up about which level to get. After ten minutes I realized they use the same six to eight frame styles for each power level, so unless I found a frame I liked the whole point was moot.
The first pair was black with cool striped earpieces (is that what you call the thing that holds glasses to your face?). The second was a bright aqua frame, and I swear when I put them on it was like Sally Jessy Raphael stared back at me. You know, in blue. It wasn’t a good look. The next pair was – swear to it – polka dotted. The next was black and white. I tried on pair after pair, hating each frame as much as the one before, going back to some earlier pairs because surely it didn’t look as awful as I remembered. Except it did.
Well, the black ones with stripes were kinda cool but after wasting twenty minutes swapping frames in and out, hating most of them, I ended up deciding I didn’t need new readers after all.
But don’t worry. Walgreens made up the money in eyeliner.
Linda hosts Stream of Consciousness Saturday. This week’s prompt is “frame.” Use it as a noun or a verb or any way you like. Have fun!
This made me laugh, thank you. My Optician was very delicate when she informed me that I needed reading glasses – ‘nothing wrong your just getting very old’. To be fair to the optician she can’t have been much older than 23.
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They’re so young these days!!! My son almost spit when the youngster he saw last time lectured me about reading issues & vision. I have a masters in education. 😆😆
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For me it is CVS and their ridiculously long receipts and coupon bait. They never have what I came in for but I never leave empty handed. Great use of the prompt.
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Thanks, Maggie. I refuse to hold onto that coupon bait. Which of course means I’m wasting $5 or whatever but I’m convinced it keeps me out more than it would save. 🙄
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Mary and I grew up in Chicago, from whence Walgreens comes (actually, they’re based in Deerfield, about 25 miles northwest of downtown). At one time, the stores had a pretty good liquor department. We always said that the best beer in Chicago is whatever’s on sale at Walgreens.
We have one less than a mile away now, and I used to get my prescriptions filled there until my insurance company (which also happens to own CVS) made it financially undesirable to have them filled there. We still go to Walgreens a lot, though, for the non-prescription stuff. Specifically, for mud mask (Mary really likes hers, which smells of mint), cough drops, and of course candy…
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Oh goodness, my girl LOVES the skincare section. She picked up a toner the other day because “it’s on sale and my face scrub directions say follow with toner!” Like she’s concerned with directions… 😆😆
There’s wine & beer in there which I think makes for pretty handy one stop shopping. One person I’ll never mess with is the girl in line with a giant bag of chocolate, chips, candy bars, Tampax, & wine.
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Now I know I’ve been blogging way too long. When I read the sentence about searching for new readers, I thought you meant WP followers!
I agree that Walgreens carries lots of tempting items. Probably, that’s why they put the prescription counter all the way at the back of the store. I always try not to look at anything as I maneuver through the store to get my prescriptions. Smarter people use the drive-through and avoid temptation altogether.
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How did I not put that together with followers! Weird tunnel vision writing yesterday. 🙂
A lot of times it’s the card section that slows me down. Shoebox cards crack me up!!
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Sometimes, I think I should give up these progressive lenses and just stock up on Readers. Then I realize it would be one more thing for me to lose. My weak spot at Walgreens was always the travel stuff – ooh, I need new nail clippers, ooh, mini-toothpaste, ooh…
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The travel section is the BOMB! Who knew small shampoo brings such giddy joy?!?
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Ity bity Pantene 🙂
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Along with itty bitty Tresomme…for a dollar! My daughter’s shopping spree Mecca. Bwahahaha!!
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I’m glad my nearest Walgreens is too far away to frequent often. I’d be in trouble.
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We used to be ~25 minutes away. Now it’s 3. That’s a problem. 😆
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I love Walgreens! Although I am not a regular there, it’s always the go-to store when I want to pick up some miscellaneous items without going to the mall or grocery store, or need a new color of nail polish.
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It’s an easy place to pick up fun stuff, that’s for sure.
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I am Walgreens dependent! I have all the rewards and stuff. (Ironically, I am a CVS pharmacy person.) But yeah, Walgreens is my place. They know me there. I know their names, too. Brenda is my favorite.
I am very old. I am not okay with anything gray anywhere on my face. Unless it’s zombie day or whatever. I can rock it. *now dreaming of Zombie Day* Roll out of bed, put on garden clothes… perfect for moaning Mondays…
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This gives me so much to think of. What makes Brenda your favorite? Who might be willing to host a zombie day? Would eating other people be required or simply a dietary choice?
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I would not eat people.
Brenda is about 15 years older than me, and she’s lived in this neighborhood since she was a girl. We know a lot of the same people. For instance, seamstress retired while we lived in Georgia — well, found out over the winter, seamstress died. That sorta thing. Like your Avon Lady, that Brenda.
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That Brenda is the connection. No wonder she’s your favorite.
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This post made me smile, Laura. So very honest.
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And that makes for the best giggles. In my world, anyway.
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