1.  “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”  The Devil Wears Prada

2.  “Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise? Alright, everybody grab some rubbers.”  Mean Girls

3.  “Did I ever tell you about the time I shoplifted a frozen turkey out of the Piggly Wiggly wearing only a tube top and some Daisy Dukes?”  Saved!

4.  “My insurance does not cover PMS!”  10 Things I Hate About You

5.  “If anything happens to my daughter, I have a forty-five and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you.”  Clueless

6.  “Do you know what a Cinnabon is? It’s bread! And frosting! And cinnamon! They heat it up! Really hot!”  Bee Movie

7.  “John! Good to see you. I see the wife still picks your ties.”  WarGames

8.  “Y’know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But noooo. You got me out here, draggin’ your heavy ass, through the burnin’ desert, with your dreadlocks (tentacles) sticking out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin’ all big and bad…and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?! [screams and kicks the alien] I could’ve been at a BARBECUE! But I ain’t mad.”  Independence Day

9.  “Honey, just ’cause I talk slow doesn’t mean I’m stupid.”  Sweet Home Alabama

10.  ” “I strenuously object”? Is that how it works? Hmm? “Objection.” “Overruled.” “No, no. I strenuously object.” “Oh. You strenuously object. Then I’ll take some time and reconsider.” ”  A Few Good Men