If you had to sum up the whole human species in 3 words, what would those words be?

Red blooded creatures.

Where is the strangest place you’ve relieved yourself?  Obviously in an emergency situation.

Oh my, isn’t this a delightful story to share. Anyhoo. We were on one of those five hour road trips to Myrtle Beach when we hit a long stretch of no man’s land at a particularly inopportune moment – inopportune for me, that is, it caused no end of delight for the others in the car. But anyways, desperate times called for wading into an area of trees. Except to be hidden I had to move fairly far in where I was surprised to find a bit of swampy still water, and you know where there’s stagnant water there are LOTS AND LOTS of mosquitos. Which wouldn’t have been a problem if I’d been wearing, I dunno, pants. ‘Nuff said.

What is the worst smelling place you’ve ever been?

Apparently I’ve blocked the memory. Probably a Port-a-Potty? Or maybe back in the day when bars and restaurants were filled with cigarette smoke.

How drunk is drunk enough?

When the room is filled with riotous laughter and people are singing along to the radio at the top of their lungs.

If you’d like, please list five things that are priceless to you.

Family. Freedom. Love. Health. Compassion.

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