Let the edict go forth throughout the land: 2020 shall be the year in which all Karen-like statements shall be de-karenified before they’re put forth into the public realm. And all the people say AMEN.
Anyone tempted to rebut with “but I dated a Black guy in high school” will find a way to shut it.
Anyone demanding to speak with the manager because she had to wait five minutes for her triple shot sugar free mocha latte extra hot with double whip will find themselves struck dumb.
Anyone complaining to the supervisor because they forgot to give her ketchup packets in the drive thru will get bitch slapped into submission by the closest passer-by.
Let 2020 be the year that all the Karens let their blond bobs grow out, take a deep breath, suspend their workout pics on instagram, and learn to let the freaking little things go.
And all the people say AMEN.
Linda hosts Stream of Consciousness Saturday. This week’s prompt is “year.” Use it any way you’d like. Enjoy!
Amen!
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One can hope and pray and wish and dream and and and…
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Hallelujah and Amen! 😂
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You know it!
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The only Karen that I know is my sister.
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😆 I’m lucky that my sister is nothing like a Karen.
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Amen! Let’s all reduce our level of sensitivity to things to get upset about!
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Agreed! It really dulls the results when outrage is called for.
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I’m tooting the royal horn for you. This is a most excellent decree!
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Next we’ll tackle recycling and happy hours. 😉
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Amen!
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We’re all doing the praise hands now.
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Amen. Anything which makes the world just a little bit nicer I can get behind.
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We’ll take the improvements where we can. 😊
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bye, karen.
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Buh bye 👋🏼
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Since I’m not into the social media scene, I don’t know Karen! But I’ll say Amen for I agree it’s time to let little things go!
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And almost all of it’s little things!
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Absolutely!
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