Does he like me? Does he like me enough to bring me something? Will he bring it to school? Should I bring something? What if he brings something but I don’t bring something and then he thinks I take him for granted? But what if I bring something and he doesn’t bring anything and then I look like an idiot? Oh my gosh, whatever, I’ll bring something and just keep it in my backpack.
But should I take a present or just a card…
Man, if I could get back all those angsty teenage hours obsessing over whether or not to shower Valentine’s Day love on a boy I could take a six month cruise around the world.
So in the interest of lightening things up a little, here are some trending tweets on #IfGrandmaWroteCandyHearts. Enjoy!
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“Here’s $5. Don’t tell your mother.” @WhimsyTags
“But I made it for you! Eat!” @Joyannah73
“Don’t forget to bring a sweater.” @JodingersCat
“Make good choices!” @mychal3ts
“Bless your heart.” @Rachels_Ratchet
“Are you sure you wouldn’t like a hard candy instead?” @DanielAshley13
“Don’t forget to wear nice panties in case you are in a car crash.” @Cassie4Peace
“No tattoos.” @TheotherAnge
“Don’t eat this candy. Think of your teeth!” @D_P_Cock
“Shave above the knee and you’re a floozy.” @RiotGrlErin
If only candy hearts and greeting cards reflected what we really think…
I hope there’s a glass of wine for you tomorrow, Laura
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I think wine is gonna have to be in the cards today. Tomorrow too, I’d say. 😉
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I remember a dermatologist telling me that shaving above my knees wasn’t necessary because I wasn’t that kind of girl. I was in my teens at the time. Hadn’t thought of that in year! Thanks for the laughs.
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You weren’t “that kind of girl”?? OMG I JUST PEED I AM LAUGHING SOOOOOO HARD AT THAT!!!
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He was a stodgy old coot, but you probably figured that out already. 🙄
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So much scarier than halloween
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Right?! I don’t miss it one single bit. 😆
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It’s beyond me. At times like these I like to hide behind the sofa. I would pack the bag with as many options as possible and cover all the basis.
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So much pressure, so much potential for a complete freakout.
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