1. Make a late night tequila run.
2. Sew an Adulting badge on my They Might Be Giants t-shirt.
3. Run barefoot through grass covered in crunchy morning frost.
4. Clean the weird dust buildup out of my hair dryer’s vent.
5. Crack open a copy of War and Peace.
6. Clean out and organize my pantry for the billionth time.
7. Start an amish barn raising club.
8. Wear green eyeshadow in public.
9. Schedule that elective root canal I’ve been saving for a special occasion.
10. Commit to a daily dose of cauliflower.
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Loved your list.
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Thank you. 🙂
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I really laughed at the War & Peace and then I howled at green eye shadow. I gotta tell ya, you’re very pretty, and I think the absence of green eye shadow is in the top ten reasons why.
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Why, thank you, Joey, you are very kind. I put a bit on last year — there was green in my eye shadow palatte and I figured it *must* look good on somebody and maybe that somebody was me. I was wrong. 😆😆😆
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I grimaced at the thought of you in green eye shadow and then Sassy and I discussed who DOES look good in green eye shadow? … and then we Googled. Few. Few people wear it well. It’s edgy — and you have a softer, sweeter beauty.
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Huh. I always figured it was a redhead thing. I’ve known some pretty mean redheads, though…
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Was I a bad person. The last time ours went of during the night I through it out into the front garden. Left it there.
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Yeah, the battery didn’t fix it so it’s sitting here on the end table right now. Tomorrow we’ll tackle installing a replacement.
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Why do they always start the “I’m dying beep” at 2:00 AM? This was very funny Laura.
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Changing the battery didn’t help, John. It’s been a very long day of consoling a traumatized dog. 😳
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Been there too. You have my sympathy.
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Lol! The dreaded batteries are not that bad!
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It was worse because I KNOW there used to be half a dozen in the entry table. What on earth happens to those batteries when I’m not looking??
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They ran away to the supermarket. 🤣🤣🤣
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Reminds me of the 2 AM battery replacement of the plug in carbon monoxide detector. The fact that I was already awake made it no more pleasant.
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Oh man, if the smoke detector is bad the carbon dioxide one almost drove the dog completely bonkers. It took her days to stop shaking after that one.
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hahahahaha
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Good times.
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