My knees are too bony to balance this laptop but I don’t have the heart to kick kitty off my lap.
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narrator: two hours later…
Yes, I really am that girl. I’ll endure limbs going to sleep, horrible cricks in my neck, and back spasms for these furry critters once they settle themselves on me.
Things I’ve experienced while trapped beneath these adorably sweet fur babies:
** Deadly clouds of passed-in-their-sleep gas.
** An unreachable remote while Trump’s latest “news” conference replays on tv.
** Serious hunger pangs.
** Earsplitting yells coming from the game room.
** Incessant I’m done I’m done I’m done beeps from an appliance.
** Staring at the mountain of laundry/pile of bills/list of chores that will definitely not be getting done that day.
** Amazon deliveries at the front door, causing a terrified forty-five pound dog to hurtle herself from my lap in attack mode. And in case you were wondering, yes, it is possible to end up with long scratch stripes that become bruises right through your pants.
Can you imagine being trapped inside without pets? I cannot. These are sweeties 🙂
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That is quite literally unimaginable. These girls give me so much comfort. 💛
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So relate to the scratch marks through clothes. I’ve got one on my thigh which looks like it’s from a Great White Shark, all because the postman came.
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Well, you know those postmen. So dangerous. 😆
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Same! The gas, oh the gas…🤮Hang in there!
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It’s enough to turn a girl gray, that’s for sure!
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Good stuff. Loved, “An unreachable remote while Trump’s latest “news” conference replays on tv.”
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Some sounds are just too painful to endure…
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Can relate. You are a good fur mama.
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They give me all their love every day, I feel pretty lucky.
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Aww, you have a loving heart.
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My girl says I’m a big old softie but I like your interpretation. 🙂
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Thanks 😍
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all kinds of sensory experiences, both good and bad. i have startle response, so this makes this time even more challenging -)
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I startle easily too, so animals unexpectedly launching off me isn’t the greatest end to a snuggle session. Kind of undoes the soothing effects. 😆
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I am often a piece of dog furniture. I know of what you speak. Your a good pet person.
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They are certainly good pets to me. Even when they’re (well, SHE’S) stealing my food.
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I have two of those bruised scratches. More like shark attack damage. Don’t you just love them. It gets worse when it warms up and the shorts come out.
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Oh man, dogs leaping off bare legs, that’s the worst!
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