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Riddle from the Middle

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It’s day sixty-trillionbillion in the house, let’s find some Twitter funnies.

Date: April 9, 2020Author: Laura

My dog, Benny, clearly does not understand the situation we are all facing. pic.twitter.com/5s9JFC8xW3

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 8, 2020

Just a #babygoat practicing some #parkour 😍 pic.twitter.com/VwpzGtCOkF

— Fluffy Cow Coffee (@Fluffyroastery) April 8, 2020

cat 911: what’s your emergency

cat: it’s 5:03am and human hasn’t woken up to feed me yet im wasting away to nothing

911: pretend to vomit

cat: what

911: trust me

cat: *makes vomit sounds*

me: *jumps out of bed* cat!!

cat: *whispering* it worked

911: every time

— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) April 5, 2020

“Not now. I’m handling something here.” pic.twitter.com/Z3Kh25LBsi

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) April 7, 2020

The sweetest sibling love 💘 #cows #puppies pic.twitter.com/BhlMnV4Tv6

— Fluffy Cow Coffee (@Fluffyroastery) April 7, 2020

The cat runs away because he is scared of mice#mice #rat #mouse #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter #cats #catsofinstagram #CatsOnTwitter #catstagram #fun #animals #scary #scared #humor pic.twitter.com/jCTHhbvRRn

— Pets or Animals (@petsoranimals) April 6, 2020

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  1. JoAnna says:
    April 9, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    You really know how to cover all the bases from funny to blissful to strange. A delightful diversion!

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    1. Laura says:
      April 10, 2020 at 12:29 pm

      Thanks, JoAnna. I think we all need them once in a while.

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      1. JoAnna says:
        April 10, 2020 at 9:11 pm

        Definitely!

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  2. John W. Howell says:
    April 9, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    LOL. That cat and the rat were priceless.

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    1. Laura says:
      April 9, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      SO TRUE. Even with the caption I didn’t see that coming! 😆

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  3. DGGYST says:
    April 9, 2020 at 11:24 am

    True story. My husband asked me what I wanted to watch last night and I said “cookies” and he was like “you want to watch someone make cookies?” and I said ” no, I want to watch a plate of cookies just sitting on the counter.” and thats what we did.

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    1. Laura says:
      April 9, 2020 at 3:59 pm

      Now there’s a husband who knows how to get on board. Watching cookies sounds like a perfect escape right about now. 🙂

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      1. DGGYST says:
        April 9, 2020 at 3:59 pm

        ❤️

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  4. Dan Antion says:
    April 9, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Thanks for the chuckles. Hope you’re all doing well (despite the title).

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    1. Laura says:
      April 9, 2020 at 10:05 am

      We’re doing okay here, Dan, hope you are too. Think I’ll try to get outside some today and soak up some sun. 🙂

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      1. Dan Antion says:
        April 9, 2020 at 10:13 am

        I got out to walk the dog. We got back just before the torrential rain started. Enjoy the sun while you have it.

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  5. bereavedandbeingasingleparent says:
    April 9, 2020 at 5:02 am

    These made me smile. Thank you.

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    1. Laura says:
      April 9, 2020 at 9:06 am

      Happy Thursday! 🙂

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