I’m sorry, I hate to do this to you guys but if you haven’t seen these clips yet then the rest of this post won’t be nearly as funny. Hold your nose and give it a go.
"In the plane, it was almost completely loaded with thugs."
Hopefully they kept the middle seats empty? pic.twitter.com/z8rNmkWJTs
— David Gura (@davidgura) September 1, 2020
Trump is now riffing about Antifa protestors being so dangerous because they are using…soup…in bags. I don't know whether to laugh or cry anymore. pic.twitter.com/XgC48XPS3o
— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) September 1, 2020
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I laughed myself silly. Twitter peeps joined in the fun.
You will take away my Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup when you pry it from among the rest of the terrorist gear I will be sporting on my Antifa uniform while flying FIRST CLASS, MOTHERF*CKERS aboard Soros Air.
— Glen Bateman (@FitzcairnHugh61) September 2, 2020
🚨🚨 ATTENTION 🚨🚨
ANTIFA, BLM AND DARK SHADOW FORCES
Remember before you go out tonight, remove the bar code on your soup cans so they can’t track your soup back to you.
VERY IMPORTANT.
Video on how; here.
See you all on the plane.
Remember we’re still dressing in black. pic.twitter.com/V6aHSGSkXR
— YS (@NYinLA2121) September 2, 2020
DID YOU COME HERE ON A PLANE LOADED WITH THUGS? pic.twitter.com/JNmGGrOuQf
— Apparent Steve (@Steverocks35) September 1, 2020
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a can of soup is a good guy with a can of soup.
— Antifa SSGT Rick Havoc (@lib_owned) September 2, 2020
HR Memo: Due to the high volume of requisitions being made for flights on antifa airline we will be purchasing 100s of new planes. Henceforth, all inflight meals on antifa airline will now be bags of soup.
— Antifa Human Resources & Comrade Relations (@Antifa_HR) September 2, 2020
Guys, remember: If you’re flying with Dark Shadows airways tonight, bring your f’ing uniform. And everyone should be there at least one hour before boarding so we can scan your Deep State tattoo and do temperature checks. Last night was a disaster, and I’m not having it.
— Ida Skibenes ❄️ (@ida_skibenes) September 2, 2020
I have to confess that I did not have "plane loaded with thugs" on my Donald Trump Batshittery Bingo card
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 1, 2020
Riddle from the Middle 
LOL we’re in so much trouble if things do not change.
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Right?! He was completely unhinged in the debate tonight. It’s like watching a 6 year old stomp his feet.
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That debate was an entire mess. We’re doomed, I think.
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https://thecurious605531859.wordpress.com/2020/09/09/unsual-us-president-donald-trump-nominated-for-the-2021-nobel-peace-prize/
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This was…surprising? Nope, shocking is more like it.
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Completely staggering. How can both our countries have got it so completely wrong.
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It really does seem to take a concerted effort, doesn’t it.
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Oh – and how do we get out of here?
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If I had the answer to either of your questions I could bottle it and make a mint. Feels a bit like taking the red pill in the Matrix — now we’re stuck until events unfold. Ugh.
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My mouth is hanging open! Way open! Much to my amazement, he continues to top himself. I’m not sure how much more of this my feeble mind can take. How did we get here?
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sad and hilarious, hits the nail on the head
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That sums it up right there.
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🙄
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Right? Every day, something new.
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