In these dark times, it’s helpful to remember that someone, somewhere just stormed out of the house during an argument and had to go back in to get their mask
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) December 3, 2020
If I can wear a bra every time I leave the house to protect others from being hypnotized by my magnificent boobs, y'all can put a mask on.
— 🤍❄️💙BohoGirlResists💙❄️🤍 (@KikiAdine) December 2, 2020
trying not to fight with family 🤐 pic.twitter.com/G9MztaZD9j
— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) November 25, 2020
I have a Facebook pal from the old days in my pub screaming about “am not taking a vaccine, you don’t know what’s in it” this is the same guy who used to buy ecstasy pills off a one eyed guy called Ganga Gary.
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) December 2, 2020
commercials responding to increasingly dire circumstances pic.twitter.com/aqvWFt9Wn3
— Alex Friedman (@kosherhotdogz) September 4, 2020
Real Patriots BOYCOTT THANKSGIVING for Donald Trump 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/ye6RIiLB2Y
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) November 25, 2020
when someone asks how I'm doing pic.twitter.com/BrjL9W0ezl
— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) October 5, 2020
On the Chinese calendar, 2020 is the year of the dumpster fire
— Elf on the hill (@Mom_Overboard) December 1, 2020
1st child: Mozart & organic fruit
3rd child: Snoop Dogg & pop tart
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 2, 2020
Masks help us maintain the illusion of professionalism. I look trustworthy from my modest pearls to my sensible flats. No one, absolutely no one suspects my tongue is raspberry Tootsie Pop blue.
— Joey (@joeyfullystated) December 2, 2020
I have worked in PR for many years: Have written many media releases. Have issued many media releases.
This is one of the best media releases ever. pic.twitter.com/DNNWHp9jR2
— Stephen Murdoch (@canadianprguy) November 30, 2020