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Riddle from the Middle

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11 twitter funnies for Thursday self-care

Date: December 3, 2020Author: Laura

In these dark times, it’s helpful to remember that someone, somewhere just stormed out of the house during an argument and had to go back in to get their mask

— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) December 3, 2020

If I can wear a bra every time I leave the house to protect others from being hypnotized by my magnificent boobs, y'all can put a mask on.

— 🤍❄️💙BohoGirlResists💙❄️🤍 (@KikiAdine) December 2, 2020

trying not to fight with family 🤐 pic.twitter.com/G9MztaZD9j

— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) November 25, 2020

I have a Facebook pal from the old days in my pub screaming about “am not taking a vaccine, you don’t know what’s in it” this is the same guy who used to buy ecstasy pills off a one eyed guy called Ganga Gary.

— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) December 2, 2020

commercials responding to increasingly dire circumstances pic.twitter.com/aqvWFt9Wn3

— Alex Friedman (@kosherhotdogz) September 4, 2020

Real Patriots BOYCOTT THANKSGIVING for Donald Trump 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/ye6RIiLB2Y

— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) November 25, 2020

when someone asks how I'm doing pic.twitter.com/BrjL9W0ezl

— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) October 5, 2020

On the Chinese calendar, 2020 is the year of the dumpster fire

— Elf on the hill (@Mom_Overboard) December 1, 2020

1st child: Mozart & organic fruit

3rd child: Snoop Dogg & pop tart

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 2, 2020

Masks help us maintain the illusion of professionalism. I look trustworthy from my modest pearls to my sensible flats. No one, absolutely no one suspects my tongue is raspberry Tootsie Pop blue.

— Joey (@joeyfullystated) December 2, 2020

I have worked in PR for many years: Have written many media releases. Have issued many media releases.

This is one of the best media releases ever. pic.twitter.com/DNNWHp9jR2

— Stephen Murdoch (@canadianprguy) November 30, 2020

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15 thoughts on “11 twitter funnies for Thursday self-care”

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  1. marianallen says:
    December 6, 2020 at 10:33 am

    Oh, thank you. THANK YOU!

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  2. catchingallthedreams says:
    December 3, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    These are funny. Thanks, this made my much brighter.

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    1. Laura says:
      December 3, 2020 at 10:19 pm

      Glad you liked them too!

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  3. Dan Antion says:
    December 3, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    I’m not sure why, but I find Pres-Elect Biden breaking his foot playing with the dog oddly comforting. It sounds like something a human would do.

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    1. Laura says:
      December 3, 2020 at 5:37 pm

      So very normal. Followed by a normal disclosure and then let’s get back to business. Every day my blood pressure gets a little better.

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      1. Dan Antion says:
        December 3, 2020 at 6:33 pm

        Here’s to 120/80 🙂

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  4. Chronicles of a Blogaholic says:
    December 3, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Great post. Particularly love the last tweet from the Biden family dog.

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    1. Laura says:
      December 3, 2020 at 5:12 pm

      They handled that one like a champ. Loved it!

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  5. bereavedandbeingasingleparent says:
    December 3, 2020 at 9:09 am

    These are so funny.

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    1. Laura says:
      December 3, 2020 at 5:11 pm

      They made me laugh. 😆

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  6. beth says:
    December 3, 2020 at 5:45 am

    thanks for the much needed laughs!

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    1. Laura says:
      December 3, 2020 at 5:10 pm

      I say we share the wealth.

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  7. Sadje says:
    December 3, 2020 at 2:38 am

    Hilarious

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    1. Laura says:
      December 3, 2020 at 5:10 pm

      Sometimes funny twitter is the only thing that saves my day.

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      1. Sadje says:
        December 3, 2020 at 8:17 pm

        Yup! The days we are living in require regular doses of humor

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