11 twitter funnies for Thursday self-care

In these dark times, it’s helpful to remember that someone, somewhere just stormed out of the house during an argument and had to go back in to get their mask

— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) December 3, 2020

If I can wear a bra every time I leave the house to protect others from being hypnotized by my magnificent boobs, y'all can put a mask on.

— 🤍❄️💙BohoGirlResists💙❄️🤍 (@KikiAdine) December 2, 2020

trying not to fight with family 🤐 pic.twitter.com/G9MztaZD9j

— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) November 25, 2020

I have a Facebook pal from the old days in my pub screaming about “am not taking a vaccine, you don’t know what’s in it” this is the same guy who used to buy ecstasy pills off a one eyed guy called Ganga Gary.

— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) December 2, 2020

commercials responding to increasingly dire circumstances pic.twitter.com/aqvWFt9Wn3

— Alex Friedman (@kosherhotdogz) September 4, 2020

Real Patriots BOYCOTT THANKSGIVING for Donald Trump 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/ye6RIiLB2Y

— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) November 25, 2020

when someone asks how I'm doing pic.twitter.com/BrjL9W0ezl

— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) October 5, 2020

On the Chinese calendar, 2020 is the year of the dumpster fire

— Elf on the hill (@Mom_Overboard) December 1, 2020

1st child: Mozart & organic fruit

3rd child: Snoop Dogg & pop tart

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 2, 2020

Masks help us maintain the illusion of professionalism. I look trustworthy from my modest pearls to my sensible flats. No one, absolutely no one suspects my tongue is raspberry Tootsie Pop blue.

— Joey (@joeyfullystated) December 2, 2020

I have worked in PR for many years: Have written many media releases. Have issued many media releases.

This is one of the best media releases ever. pic.twitter.com/DNNWHp9jR2

— Stephen Murdoch (@canadianprguy) November 30, 2020