What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Colonoscopies.

Have you ever gotten a really bad haircut? Do share!

Oh my word, YES. Well, I don’t really remember if I thought it was a bad haircut at the time but sometime late elementary school I decided it was a good idea to chop off my curly/wavy/unruly hair into some weird short style.

Receipts ⬇︎

Believe it or not it got even worse in middle school. Lordy.

Isn’t Disney Land and Disney World (and all the variants) just a people trap operated by a mouse?

A highly effective people trap, too. The mouse kingdoms manage to suck you in, superglue your feet in the park, then charge you $10 for a water plus $25 more for a burger and fries.

What if Batman got bitten by a vampire? What would happen? 

I’m not a Batman expert or anything but right off it’s like cool, immortality for the good guy! Batman had superpowers before the bite, too, so I vote he gained immortality without getting dragged into that whole I Need To Kill The Humans thing.

What do you want your final words to be if you could choose?

I’m grateful for every moment I’ve had here. I love you so much. Don’t be afraid to take up space in the world – you’re the only you this world is lucky enough to have.

Please feel free to share some gratitude!

Gracie has flipped the switch. We realized yesterday that nowadays she’s 90% good girl, 10% GRACIE STOP THAT and it’s sweet. A big chunk of that 10% is Gracie picking up a cat toy and mouthing it as she walks across the room before plopping her furry butt down in front of me and wagging her tail while I tell her to drop it. Sometimes for variety she’ll bring me mail or a kitchen towel. Guess the girl’s age finally caught up to her.

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