I won’t lie. Big Covid Bonus comes from zero ice breakers over the last nineteen months.

I’m not the only one who sang this in their head, right?

Me, every time: What is that? Right? Is that a right turn? Left? Dammit, just point already.


More likely their phones because OMG MOM I’M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SNAPPING SOMEONE.

“Because ghosts are bourgie assholes” — bwahahahahaha!!!

That. Right. There.