Dang, guys, I don’t think I’ve had a stretch like this since I started the blog. I’m on The Struggle Bus™ for reals. It’s the kind of stretch where every once in a while I come up for air and think oh yeah, I used to find time to do the blogging thing in my down time and then just laugh and laugh because ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
There is no down time. There’s up time and sleeping time and try to figure out that thing I forgot time and put food in my face because that’s how we keep breathing time. These are down in the trenches, Dory said just keep swimming days and I’m so freaking sorry you got stuck with me in what one might politely call This Season Of Life.
Maybe share a joke in the comments or something? I have a feeling it would go very nicely with tomorrow’s coffee.
Q: What did the teacher promise to the lightbulb?
A: You will have a bright future.
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And now I’m thinking of every student I ever said this to…🤣
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Certain times bring on the doldrums, but they don’t last long.
Here’s a couple of silly jokes from our daily calendar yesterday and today –
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha
🙂 ❤
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😂 oh my word, I need a silly joke calendar.
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I will be right back with a joke the minute I find one. In the mean time here hold this giggle. I hope things smooth out for you.
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Thanks, John. Life, man, it’s a *****.
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I’ve been struggling also. Emotional issues, medical issues, and world issues have kept me from being me lately. Sorry about not knowing jokes.
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https://lssattitudeofgratitude.wordpress.com/2022/06/02/a-little-why-humor/ these made me laugh out loud
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Girl, *I* don’t know any jokes. Kind of why I asked for some. Scroll through the comments — their jokes are my jokes are your jokes. Hang in there!
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You should never donate money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take your money and run.
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Bwahahahaha!!! 😂
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Don’t worry Laura, this is what life does. We’ll all be here when you are free
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Thanks, Sadje. You’ve been such a support for me. 💛
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You’re welcome! Take care
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Two writers walk into a bar. You’d think the second one would’ve ducked.
I hope your trip on the Struggle Bus is short.
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Okay, Janet, this made me snort in a waiting area & I’ll take the weird looks any day. 🙂
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She wants a joke. Hmmm. So, here’s one from Alexa:
Why does the turtle cross the road?
We don’t know yet, he’s still crossing.
Yeah, I know – sad. Sorry, it’s the best I’ve got.
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Ironic that I asked for jokes when that is literally the worst thing to ask me for. As in I stare at you blankly, look upwards for a few minutes then admit I don’t know a single joke. So thank you for my turtle laugh of the day.
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what kind of animal loves summer the best? a hot dog!
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Ooh! As someone who once owned a dachshund this gives me fun flashbacks.
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I hope you feel better soon
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Thanks, John.
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Ha! Now you see how my blogging fell off, down and got run over. 😂 #Life I STAY on that bus!
Hang in there!
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I’m committed to the idea that staying on the bus beats getting run over by it so WE WIN 🤣
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I quite often get on the struggle bus. I’ll look out for you Laura! 🤣. Enjoy the ride. We will all be here when you get off.
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This gives me hope. Plus a fabulous mental image of all of us bopping along to kidz bop. Why kidz bop? No idea, I don’t make the random imagery rules. 😂
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LOL! Keep on bopping 🤣
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Q: What’s a cat’s favorite cereal?
A: Mice Krispies
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My word, what does it say about me that this made me giggle snort? *Thank you* for the smile.
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