blog event, humor, kids, Stream of Consciousness
Category: humor
507 Posts
humor, Monday Morning Rundown, my life
Monday morning rundown (because who doesn’t want Elvira hair when you’re planning Thanksgiving dinner)
I did 12 random Google searches so you wouldn’t have to. You’re welcome.
burning questions: Turkey Day edition
humor, kids, my life, parenting
Monday morning rundown (No juggling sharp knives or eating fire.)
humor, Monday Morning Rundown, my life
Monday morning rundown (Whap whap whap whap whap whap WHOMP!)
Gratitude Project, holiday, humor, kids, parenting
gratitude: in case you doubted my spooky Scrooge status
holiday, humor, kids, reblogged
“Seriously, parents. What the hell happened to Halloween?”
health/medical, humor, reblogged
“My most benign character flaw is that I’m clumsy as f*ck.” Preach!
gratitude: 10 items from the laundry room
gratitude: 10 items from the kitchen
current events, humor, my life
Florence Nightingale? I don’t think so.
This is a small town, there are eyes everywhere, and it will get back to me. Capisce?
real world warning signs, part 5
blog event, humor, One-Liner Wednesday
gotta hate when you’re not close enough to get the job done – #1linerWeds
time to reboot that Ludacris DMV course
“Let me say this again, slowly….He 👏 Tried 👏 To 👏 Have 👏 You 👏 Killed.”
health/medical, humor, my life
the food diaries: on the sixth day there was gluten free cornbread
“You can’t run your house like a benevolent dictatorship.” (Challenge accepted.)
gratitude: for real, nobody actually wants to wear an underwire for ten hours
blog event, humor, Stream of Consciousness
SoCS – remember the Titanic and other life hacks
well, there’s four books that won’t be on my Christmas wish list
We don’t negotiate with terrorists. Even ones with adorable dimples.
gratitude: you know, I’m not really sure why I picked up 5 pounds…*
Code Red! Gracie won’t move for a treat.
humor, Monday Morning Rundown, my life
Monday morning rundown (time to pull out those apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur)
humor, kids, parenting, travel
5 more tips and tricks no one told me before my kids went on their first mission trip. You’re welcome.
hanging out on insta with the mad street cred
gratitude: an anti- post
Center Stage, favorites, humor, reblogged
Center Stage: 8/7/18
“Let’s cut the sh*t. There is literally only one single thing you and your future spouse need to do to get married: Sign a marriage license.”
but who? but what? but why??
odds and ends 7/31/18 (aka Who am I to argue with fate or tax free shopping?)
“Do it Again!” oh, for the love of all that’s holy…
Technical difficulties! Again!! ACK.
health/medical, humor, reblogged
“That’s a clinical term, totally buckass naked. Trust me, I’ve been to a lot of doctors.”
top ten reasons a partly cloudy, partly rainy-ish day at the lake is just fine
“Make a ***damned list. There’s a reason your great-grandma used to do this. It f*cking works!”
everybody drops an egg once in a while and other life lessons from the kitchen
blog event, humor, One-Liner Wednesday
don’t give me no stinkin’ theory of relativity mess – #1linerWeds
our deliciously delightful midsummer review
