Category: humor
571 Posts
I’d hate to cut you (and other romantic sh*t).
humor, Monday Morning Rundown, my life
Monday morning rundown (10 musings from the grocery store checkout line)
humor, Monday Morning Rundown, my life
Monday morning rundown (10 sanity saving tips for packing up your entire life.)
I just paid a C-note to find out why my cat’s peeing on the dining room table.
humor, Monday Morning Rundown, my life, pets
Monday morning rundown (I am badass.)
I’ve fallen into a Dr. Seuss book and can’t climb out.
47 things I learned by 48
humor, Monday Morning Rundown, my life
Monday morning rundown (I’m betting large on the protective power of wood knocking.)
We need more bins. And Advil. And wine.
spoiler alert: the coffee doesn’t make itself
time to embrace the snippets
“And the winner is…Stocks! No, bonds! No, both!”
I needed the break. I took the break. Plus nonrefundable plane tickets are no joke.
2019: a primer
It’s New Year’s Eve. Do you know where your children are?
“Best Television – I’d say it was our upstairs television this year.”
“It was a (6 days before) Christmas miracle.”
Christmas Day at the elf-on-the-shelf tavern
holiday, humor, Monday Morning Rundown
Monday Morning Rundown (‘Twas the day before Christmas, real life in prose. Kinda.)
15 Christmas songs you’ll never hear on the radio
blog event, health/medical, humor, my life, Stream of Consciousness, women's issues
SoCS – doesn’t everybody’s DMV serve up a menopause primer with license renewals?
blog event, humor, kids, Stream of Consciousness
SoCS – children’s party games gone awry, a cautionary tale
humor, Monday Morning Rundown, my life
Monday morning rundown (because who doesn’t want Elvira hair when you’re planning Thanksgiving dinner)
I did 12 random Google searches so you wouldn’t have to. You’re welcome.
burning questions: Turkey Day edition
humor, kids, my life, parenting
Monday morning rundown (No juggling sharp knives or eating fire.)
humor, Monday Morning Rundown, my life
Monday morning rundown (Whap whap whap whap whap whap WHOMP!)
Gratitude Project, holiday, humor, kids, parenting
gratitude: in case you doubted my spooky Scrooge status
holiday, humor, kids, reblogged
“Seriously, parents. What the hell happened to Halloween?”
health/medical, humor, reblogged
“My most benign character flaw is that I’m clumsy as f*ck.” Preach!
gratitude: 10 items from the laundry room
gratitude: 10 items from the kitchen
current events, humor, my life
Florence Nightingale? I don’t think so.
This is a small town, there are eyes everywhere, and it will get back to me. Capisce?
real world warning signs, part 5
blog event, humor, One-Liner Wednesday
gotta hate when you’re not close enough to get the job done – #1linerWeds
time to reboot that Ludacris DMV course
“Let me say this again, slowly….He 👏 Tried 👏 To 👏 Have 👏 You 👏 Killed.”
health/medical, humor, my life
the food diaries: on the sixth day there was gluten free cornbread
“You can’t run your house like a benevolent dictatorship.” (Challenge accepted.)
