blog event, humor, One-Liner Wednesday
Category: humor
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time to reboot that Ludacris DMV course
“Let me say this again, slowly….He 👏 Tried 👏 To 👏 Have 👏 You 👏 Killed.”
health/medical, humor, my life
the food diaries: on the sixth day there was gluten free cornbread
“You can’t run your house like a benevolent dictatorship.” (Challenge accepted.)
gratitude: for real, nobody actually wants to wear an underwire for ten hours
blog event, humor, Stream of Consciousness
SoCS – remember the Titanic and other life hacks
well, there’s four books that won’t be on my Christmas wish list
We don’t negotiate with terrorists. Even ones with adorable dimples.
gratitude: you know, I’m not really sure why I picked up 5 pounds…*
Code Red! Gracie won’t move for a treat.
humor, Monday Morning Rundown, my life
Monday morning rundown (time to pull out those apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur)
humor, kids, parenting, travel
5 more tips and tricks no one told me before my kids went on their first mission trip. You’re welcome.
hanging out on insta with the mad street cred
gratitude: an anti- post
Center Stage, favorites, humor, reblogged
Center Stage: 8/7/18
“Let’s cut the sh*t. There is literally only one single thing you and your future spouse need to do to get married: Sign a marriage license.”
but who? but what? but why??
odds and ends 7/31/18 (aka Who am I to argue with fate or tax free shopping?)
“Do it Again!” oh, for the love of all that’s holy…
Technical difficulties! Again!! ACK.
health/medical, humor, reblogged
“That’s a clinical term, totally buckass naked. Trust me, I’ve been to a lot of doctors.”
top ten reasons a partly cloudy, partly rainy-ish day at the lake is just fine
“Make a ***damned list. There’s a reason your great-grandma used to do this. It f*cking works!”
everybody drops an egg once in a while and other life lessons from the kitchen
blog event, humor, One-Liner Wednesday
don’t give me no stinkin’ theory of relativity mess – #1linerWeds
our deliciously delightful midsummer review
Monday morning rundown (’cause you know balls-to-the-wall covers a lot of ground)
humor, kids, parenting, reblogged
“Adapt or get run over by life, also known as kids.”
it’s a dog’s life: the walk, part 2
top 10 reasons I hate fireworks every single day of the year
it’s a dog’s life: the walk, part 1
humor, Monday Morning Rundown, my life
Monday morning rundown (no child labor laws were broken during the shucking of this corn)
“The federal courts do not provide wifi because they were organized by Satan.”
so you want to know if you’re ready to have kids
humor, kids, parenting, travel
5 tips and tricks no one told me before my kids went on their first mission trip. You’re welcome.
Monday morning rundown (all the stuff in all the places. bless.)
“Having a puppy is just like having a baby.” Maybe not so much.
humor, kids, parenting, reblogged
the art of mastering muttered profanity? priceless.
“It’s a game of inches out there and the other team forgot to bring their rulers.”
here’s your cheat sheet for playing a little Gym Bingo
humor, kids, parenting, reblogged
