It’s not uncommon to hear cries of “GRACIE!!” echoing through the house at all hours of the day. Morning, noon, evening – it depends on when her scamp level is at its highest, and then you just have to pray any damage inflicted is relatively contained.
Let’s just say some days that works out better than others.
Some things are really cool. Handprints left in fluffy shag carpet. Grass that looks pokey but feels soft as a blanket. Couches that look hard but cushion like the fluffiest clouds.
But dog paws? Those are infinitely cool.
Their pads are scratchy but, when I rub them just the right way, they’re also remarkably soft. And when everybody’s all relaxed I can feel that really neat webbing between their pads.
Plus there’s something so deeply trusting when a dog lets you hold their paw. It’s like touching a pure spirit, one capable of more love than her body can hold.
My post as part of Colline’s Gratitude Project.
We never did invest in a nanny cam. I can see the benefit, especially if someone else spends all day with your kids, but we never felt the need for one in our home. Or, more accurately, the discussion of having a nanny cam never even came up between BrightSide and me.
There were plenty of times when it would have been advantageous to have a bird’s eye view of what went down in the other room. Knowing exactly how Sharpie got on the carpet. Being able to prove beyond a reasonable doubt who threw the first Lego. These would have saved valuable brain cells spent sorting through denials and accusations, brain cells that might even have fired up to make a dinner or two. But alas, we went old school.
Some of you may be wondering where Gracie’s been. Usually I can’t go more than three weeks without documenting that dog’s nuttiness around our house, but it’s been strangely calm around here. This may have something to do with the fact that I learned we weren’t feeding her enough at mealtimes, but bygones.
It’s not that she doesn’t get into trouble. Gracie’s still stealing socks and pens and food when she can get her paws on it (people food – nom nom nom), but she’s just not as frantic day to day. Maybe it’s a fuller tummy, maybe it’s our conscious effort to love on her more, maybe it’s simply getting older. Whatever it is, life has gotten a little more peaceful.
Gracie’s been such a huge part of Riddle from the Middle, though…it seems almost wrong not to continue blogging her life.
As those who know me can attest, I am a grown a** woman. Sure, sometimes the laundry pile gets a little tall and maybe you’ll find dog hair tumbleweeds under the chairs, but I keep this place rolling. The kids are dressed (usually in clean clothes, too), the dogs make it to their vet appointments, the family calendar is synced, and school stuff gets handled.
It’s like a well oiled machine around these parts.
Bwahahahahaha! Just kidding. We’re more like a squeaky wheel that occasionally needs extra air, but we’re holding our own.
And yet sometimes I’m done. D-o-n-e, done. We shall call this list:
Gracie, Gracie, Gracie…such a big fluffikins. Such an adorable face. Such an incorrigible mess.
Gracie tally as of 12/11/16:
- A Kind peanut butter breakfast bars box from our recycling pile. After that smell she much have been so disappointed when there wasn’t a stash of delicious Jif smeared inside.
- One boring, tasteless, frozen Eggo waffle straight off T-man’s plate. Sad. So very sad.
- Texas Roadhouse steak fries. Bear stepped slightly to the right and that was all it took for Gracie to see her opportunity and lunge. Voilà! One side of potatoes for the furry canine.
- Leftover Chinese takeout rice. Bear had scooped hers into a bowl and was almost ready to microwave it when Gracie made her move. With big fat paws on the counter, Gracie stuck her nose in and lapped that rice up like a fat cat with a bowl of milk.
- My niece’s sock. Granted, it was stuffed inside a shoe left on the floor and yeah, my niece is fully aware of Gracie’s shenanigans, but still. It’s more than a little embarrassing to have to hand someone her sock with an enormous drooly hole in it.
- Half the wrist on a simple cotton glove. Oops.
- A roll of paper towels.
- A ziplock bag full of dog treats. To get to them Gracie had to clear off the entire dryer, knocking aside scarves and dryer sheets, until she reached the good stuff.
- Part of a toilet paper roll.
- Apparently our Gracie felt the need to clean her belly again. This info was on a time delay, which is always a nice surprise. Bear approached me the day after Gracie had consumed half a roll of toilet paper and mentioned that she was pretty sure she’d eaten a bar of soap while foraging in the bathroom. Not great news, but it did explain some of her hinky behavior the day before.
And so it goes…