Let’s see what Melanie has for April Fool’s Day.
Rhetorical Questions
Why is it called “beauty sleep” when one wakes up looking like a troll??
Because once we reach troll-like status (aka once life drags its heels across our face) sleep is our best escape. Women were looking for a surefire way to avoid arguing about quitting for the day – convincing a man those eight hours of sleep are actually for his benefit is pretty freaking brilliant when you think about it.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Beats me. It’s not like they can get an infection.
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Maybe for those folks who spontaneously move to Germany, hit the autobahn, and find those stretches where it’s legal to drive like a bat out of hell. If I were gonna hit 120mph or above then I guess I’d like to know the moment I did it. Just in case the hyperventilating and “OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP” didn’t give it away.
Did they purposely make dyslexia hard to spell?
Yes.
(Rather naughty): If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Bwahahahaha!!!
Odd Questions
What are some things that are okay to do occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
For me it’s sleeping in late, taking 90 minutes to enjoy breakfast, lazing around before taking a shower, and grabbing an afternoon nap. Those are all glorious things on their own but taken together it’s an easy way to lose an entire day. There’s also a cascading effect – if I do this Monday then I’m lazier Tuesday, and if I do it Tuesday then Wednesday’s a wash. I think you see where this ends up.
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
Prairie skirts. What the hell.
In your opinion, what’s the best type of cheese?
I’m a big fan of the mozzarella. Huge. We’re talking worship at the altar of freshly grated goodness.
What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?
“How’s it going?”
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- Fluffy.
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- Sideways.
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- Balls to the wall.
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- Mercury’s in retrograde.
Miscellaneous
Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? Details please.
I’m obsessively conscientious about who I text. Probably because I misdirected a snarky e-mail to my dad once and almost died of embarrassment. And that’s all the details you’re gonna get about that.
If you could make a rule for a day, and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?
BE KIND. Kind to strangers, kind to friends, kind to everyone.
You are about to get in a fight, what song comes on your mind soundtrack?
Fight Song by Rachel Platten.
Share a joke, if you know a good one!
I know no jokes. It’s a little quirk of mine – I can hear a hundred and not retain a single one. Is that a skill?
Sparks from a Combustible Mind hosts Share Your World.
Good times! I laughed A LOT! Thanks!
I read a joke today, and I shall share it to you “I have a hen who can count her own eggs before they hatch. She’s a mathamechicken.” HAR HAR HAR!
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Oh my gosh, that is THE BEST joke!! A friend of mine is a math professor — I’m gonna copy that and e-mail it to her right this moment before I forget (both the joke and the urge to e-mail).
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It’s a great skill. You can hear the same joke over and over again and still find it funny….
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Well now THAT’S a glass half full way to look at it. 🙂
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I like your kindness rule. Please make it the law when you become supreme commander of the universe. Also, prairie skirts? I hadn’t thought of those in years… for obvious reasons. What a fashion disaster they were.
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They did not do me any favors. Not much did in those days though. 😆😆
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Thanks Laura for Sharing Your Entertaining World!! As a side note: “prairie skirts” are THE skirt of choice in Utah, particularly in July when we celebrate being Pioneers. And force the young people to do a thing called “Trek” which is basically pretending to BE pioneers (no cell phones, no computers or tablets or any electronics, no cars (they walk where ever it is they want to get to) and they pull hand carts. And me? Whose legs are scarred and battered from all those damned surgeries? The prairie skirt (I own probably about ten) have hidden a vast selection of “OMG MY EYES” moments from the world. But I get it that everyone doesn’t have the same tastes nor traditions, so it’s all good. Besides I ASKED, now did’t I? 😛
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You asked. Then again this was back in the early 80s I think so I’m pretty sure a good deal of style issues had to do with the time. 😉
I’m fascinated by “Trek”. Is this for the entire month of July?
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Trek takes up a large portion of July. I think the groups go out the 2nd week of July and come back after the 24th sometime (third or fourth week). Obviously I’ve never been on one, nor will I ever go to one. I say if I’d been an actual pioneer, I suspect I’d have been one that died on the trail. I don’t know where they found the faith.
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Love these answers! And you’ve explained where I went wrong – I enjoy my coffee every morning in a leisurely manner – like extreme leisure – maybe that’s why nothing gets done around here? And we share the inability to remember jokes.
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I hate to blame it on the cat…but I’m gonna go ahead and blame it on the cat. Because when I let the dogs out & she hops up to watch them out the window so she’s purring behind my head no reasonable person can expect me to buckle down & get to work. 😆
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Well done, I enjoyed this, except for when I had to google “Prairie skirts” – I hope there’s no male equivalent.
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It really was a fashion travesty…
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Great entertaining answers.
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Fun questions this week!
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Yes they are.
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