“I’ve never used Yelp, the site dedicated to “connecting people and businesses” based on user reviews.  This is mostly because I rarely go places that would require a review to convince me to visit them and also because most people who write online reviews sound like the kind of people I would find in Walmart wearing pajama pants, a paper tiara, and Crocs.  

But with that said, I thought it would be interesting to find out just how I would be viewed Yelp-wise from the perspective of those who are forced to spend the most time with me – the things in my house.”

This Is a Cry for Yelp | Abby Has Issues