Because sometimes it’s good to know these things happen to other people, too.
“So apparently, per the news, Seattle is having a Winter Storm Warning, aka WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IN A FROZEN TUNDRA OF DEATH!!!!
Now I was aware of this, but may have slightly forgotten about it when I was getting ready this morning and picking out my shoes for the day. My beautiful 3 inch stiletto heeled shoes.
Shut. Up. I. Know.”
ps – This one is front runner for the Best Post Title EVER award, which is a totally made up thing but still highly coveted among us wordy wordsmiths.