only in the south…

1.  Will you find the beef jerky outlet with a full parking lot on a weekday afternoon.

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2.  Do you overhear colleagues ranking sweet tea for local fast food restaurants.

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3.  Can you wear flip flops ten months out of the year.

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4.  Is it perfectly acceptable to name your son after a Dukes of Hazzard character.

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5.  Can you find an entire clothing line based on the tenets of being Simply Southern.

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6.  Will you find everything from sheets to phone cases to car windows monogrammed.

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7.  Is camo offered in pants & sweatshirts, t-shirts & bathing suits, headbands & handbags.  Shoot, I don’t doubt for a minute that there’s camo undies and bath mats out there, too.

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 8.  Are biscuits ranked: “died and gone to heaven,” “no substitute for mama’s,” and “good lawd, what on earth is this?”

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9.  Do they ask “brown?” when you order gravy.

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10.  Are “yes,” “ma’am,” and “year” typically two syllable words.

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