Certain things in life carry long term consequences. Defrauding the government. Murdering your ex-wife. Maxing out then defaulting on six credit cards.
When it comes to kids, though, they’d argue that the name you hang around their neck affects them for life. No pressure but, you know…tread gently.
“So without further a-doo-doo, here are a few baby names that maybe you shouldn’t name your newborn:
When your baby won’t sleep more than 16 minutes straight and she’s sinking her piranha jaws into your calloused nips and you feel like you’ve entered a hell you never knew existed, suddenly it might dawn on you that naming your newborn “heaven” spelled backward was the opposite of brilliant. Here’s an idea, maybe you should have named her lleh.”