” ‘My husband hired a hitman to kill me – but I forgive him’

Yes, we are living in a time in space where the President of the United States says and does such horrific things that reading a murder for hire news story is considered escapism. And, really, I donโ€™t know how you could NOT read a story with that headline. Plus, if I read this Iโ€™d have something to talk to my husband about that he could ignore. This is just a win โ€“ win โ€“ win. So, letโ€™s dissect this new gem, shall we?

The very first quote from the wife sets the tone.

We really had an awesome marriage.

Uh, no. You didnโ€™t. Your husband tried to have you killed. That is the exact opposite of an awesome marriage. You still have a bullet lodged in your lung, honey. Nobody with an awesome marriage is going through that. I promise you.”

When Nancy Said Forever She Was Not Lying – I’m Sick and So Are You