” ‘My husband hired a hitman to kill me – but I forgive him’

Yes, we are living in a time in space where the President of the United States says and does such horrific things that reading a murder for hire news story is considered escapism. And, really, I don’t know how you could NOT read a story with that headline. Plus, if I read this I’d have something to talk to my husband about that he could ignore. This is just a win – win – win. So, let’s dissect this new gem, shall we?

The very first quote from the wife sets the tone.

We really had an awesome marriage.

Uh, no. You didn’t. Your husband tried to have you killed. That is the exact opposite of an awesome marriage. You still have a bullet lodged in your lung, honey. Nobody with an awesome marriage is going through that. I promise you.”

When Nancy Said Forever She Was Not Lying – I’m Sick and So Are You