11 twitter funnies for Thursday self-care

trying not to fight with family 🤐 pic.twitter.com/G9MztaZD9j

— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) November 25, 2020

Real Patriots BOYCOTT THANKSGIVING for Donald Trump 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/ye6RIiLB2Y

— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) November 25, 2020

when someone asks how I'm doing pic.twitter.com/BrjL9W0ezl

— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) October 5, 2020

On the Chinese calendar, 2020 is the year of the dumpster fire

— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) December 1, 2020

1st child: Mozart & organic fruit

3rd child: Snoop Dogg & pop tart

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 2, 2020

Masks help us maintain the illusion of professionalism. I look trustworthy from my modest pearls to my sensible flats. No one, absolutely no one suspects my tongue is raspberry Tootsie Pop blue.

— Joey (@joeyfullystated) December 2, 2020

I have worked in PR for many years: Have written many media releases. Have issued many media releases.

This is one of the best media releases ever. pic.twitter.com/DNNWHp9jR2

— Stephen Murdoch (@canadianprguy) November 30, 2020