Google searches can convict, it’s a fact. My search history is relatively tame but in the end everything is up for interpretation. Let’s get ahead of that, shall we?
how to get blood out of a couch
Could that be ketchup? Sure it could.
Could I have accused BrightSide of spilling ketchup? Also sure.
Was it in fact blood? Sadly, yes. Also sadly, I’ve yet to find a way to get it completely out. Taking tips in the comments.
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Thankfully this is related to cat pee and not, say, blood. Though I guess it doesn’t specify. See Friday’s post for all the gory details.
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A recent flood of political texts – oddly enough, from a political party I do not align with – is driving me to murderous thoughts. Just saying.
passport applications
Not sketchy on its own but combined with the blood search a prosecutor could make a case.
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This isn’t looking great.
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I WAS HAVING A BAD MORNING, OKAY?? Don’t judge me.
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Phew boy. Blood on couch, bruise treatment…it’s starting to look like I mistreat my animals. Not good.
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The number of times I’ve googled this over the years…
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Because February has been kicking our collective ass.
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See ass kicking comment above.
How to pick up a cat. Never unless you are very brave.
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😂🤣🤣
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Isn’t someone’s google search the first thing that the police check when something happens? My true crime interest is showing…
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It is!! I mean who’s dumb enough to google how to dispose of a body?!
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people do it all the time, it’s so dumb
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Funny how all the searches add up. I’m sure mine would be just as incriminating. 🙂
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It’s a little with how these pop among the boring, everyday searches.
local restaurant menu, takeout order, healthcare EOB, menu, menu, curly cuts for fine hair, best gel for fine hair, HOW TO GET BLOOD OUT OF SOFA, healthcare, healthcare…
I mean, come on 😂🤣🤣
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Sounds incriminating. Better search for a lawyer 😂😂😂
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Sure will, right after I scrub my search history clean 🤣🤣🤣
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Haha! 😂😂😂
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First, the blood. I don’t know, but have you tried hydrogen peroxide? It gets out lots of other stains. Now you’ve made me curious, and I might need to check out my Google. Although I know some of the queries pertain to substitutes for various spice blends – Chimichurri, Tunisian, etc. The ones that come with meal delivery services, but are rarely seen in regular non-vegetarian recipes.
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Thanks, Carol, I haven’t tried that one. Now that you remind me I think I used it successfully someplace in the basement…Google has for sure saved me when I didn’t have that one stray spice in the cabinet.
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