I know y’all are waiting on a white dress update. Don’t lie. You’ve been checking the blog daily, hoping and praying I’d have some news.

We have a contender.

I think it’s the right shade. It looks like the right shade to me. Am I holding a piece of copy paper up to it to check that? F*ck no. Moving on.

It’s made of actual material so while it has the normal amount of gee-I-wish-this-dress-was-a-little-less-one-strong-thunderstorm-and-I’ll-be-out-there for white it’s solid so I think we’re good.

I am gonna need someone to explain why anyone feels the need to put an eight-inch slit up the back of anything but whatever, it’s fine, a friend’s gonna sew that up.

Fingers and toes and whatever extra appendages you’ve got crossed.