A new take on Stream of Consciousness. Let’s loosen the reins. This week’s prompt is “bus” – either as is or as part of another word.
** I’m going with Bear on her D.C. trip this fall, and we know what that means. About twelve hours on a bus with a bunch of fifth graders and their parents. The fifth graders may be annoying, but I can handle that. The thought of making small talk for a large portion of that drive time? That gives me hives.
** I’m thinking we should erase the word busy from our everyday conversation. Everyone’s busy…or at least I can’t think of anyone who’d say, “You know, I really don’t have enough to keep me busy during the day.” We’re all running at breakneck speed, and we love to talk about it. But maybe if we erased the word busy and accepted the fact that we’re doing what we’ve taken on in our lives…well, maybe then we’ll reconsider if everything that keeps us oh so busy is really all that critical.
** BrightSide and I got hardcore busted the other night. T-man was looking for the sugar/cinnamon mixture for toast and was poking around in the baking cabinet. Now, I want to commend his independence for thinking logically about where that item might be. The only problem is that BrightSide had brought me home some sanity sugar a few days before, and he’d hidden it inside the bundt pan on the very top shelf of that cabinet. It was foolproof. You need a stepladder just to reach the top shelf, for heaven’s sake. Which is why both of our mouths dropped open when T-man marched into the family room, SweeTarts mini chewy bag held high, with a “WHAT is THIS?!?” look all over his face. B-u-s-t-e-d.
** You know a term I’d never heard before moving south? Bush hog. Thank God for my English major deductive skills or I never would have known what on earth BrightSide’s parents were talking about the first time this came up. Bush? Hogs? What on earth does one have to do with the other? And where did this name even come from??
** For a creative I am oddly drawn to some things from the business world. Not the power suits or board meetings, but a really great planner? I love those. And briefcases. Oh, a beautiful leather briefcase is breathtaking – totally useless in my day to day life, but breathtaking. I’m also strangely drawn to yellow legal pads. I’m not sure if it’s the sunshine color or the limitless space for writing, but you can be sure we don’t run out of legal pads in our house.
** I can’t help wondering if it was a man who created the bustle. Talk about a fashion statement gone wrong. (If you’re a girl who loves a good bustle, more power to you.) The one and only bustle I’ve worn in my entire life was on my wedding dress. Now, it did allow me to dance without tripping on a train, but other than that? It makes your butt look huge and going to the bathroom becomes all but impossible. I’m putting this one in the no-no pile.

Linda’s weekly Stream of Consciousness event is open to everyone. Check out the comments for links to other blogs who are participating this week.
So glad bustles are not the fashion these days. Those, and those corsets that cinch your waist…just uh-uh 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Definitely not the corsets. I would not have fared well in the victorian era…..
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh I know just how you feel about the bus ride. Since about 2005, I’ve followed the bus in my car. Love the field trips, hate the bus rides.
Sorry about your sanity sugar!
We have a guy come bush hog our back 40 now and again. I’m not sure it’s as southern as it is land-related 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s a damned if you do, damned if you don’t thing with me. Can’t stand the buses, but I can’t stand following them either. Huh…guess that makes me pretty picky. 😉
LikeLike
Bus..love the paragraph on bustle; yes men created everything painful! I immediately thought of riding a greyhound bus to and from western Mass while dating a boy who eventually broke my heart and was egocentric enough to gift me a mixtape full of songs to mourn my loss of him. !!!! Almost too fantastic.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That is without a doubt the absolute best mix tape story I have EVER heard. (Don’t suppose Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” was on there??)
LikeLiked by 1 person
😂😂😂ahh it should’ve been. Thanks for the fun prompt 😉 if nothing else, writing should be fun!
LikeLike
Funny how the bustle accentuates your behind… funny how until relatively recently, women thought that having a smaller behind was preferable, and funny how that’s now changed! I’ve been ‘blessed’ with a generous bottom, but I still hanker for something smaller…
LikeLiked by 1 person
The back and forth of it is amusing when you think about it. I often tell Bear it’s human nature to want something other than what you have, and behinds are no different. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Nicely done. I have to go look up bustle, I know what it looks like but not how it’s gets its shape. I am familiar with those bus rides. Fortunately, here in New England, they are generally shorter.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Shorter would be heavenly. Fifth graders make their annual pilgrimage to see the nation’s capital. Gotta support the educational value; at the same time, I’m just too old to spend that many hours on a bus!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
We did the Statue of Liberty, and stuff fin Boston. 2-3 hours, tops.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You certainly made use of the prompt here! I’d love to say ‘I don’t have enough things to keep my busy’. Just once!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks! That particular phrase has never passed my lips, and I can’t imagine it’ll be happening any time soon…
LikeLiked by 1 person
On a bus…with other people? *shudder* Good luck with that.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Can’t say I’m looking forward to that part very much…
LikeLike