“…[O]ur judges have put together the Top 5 Ways The Pets Help With Cleaning The House.

First a few honorable mentions:

Walking Through The Dirt Piles – If I am sweeping the floor and get a nice pile of dirt and animal hair together, my dog will immediately inspect the pile, walk through it and scatter the dirt and hair. I have tried to reason with him about this, but he ignores my advice on this subject, similar to how he ignores my comments on the mailman, thunder and the designated hitter rule in baseball.”

Top 5 Ways The Pets Help With Cleaning The House: Nick Claussen