A book, a jar, a mind, a debate. There’s a season opener, a can opener, a letter opener too. Sometimes it’s a lid that just won’t give until you run it under hot water and give it a solid thunk on the floor.
So many things that open.
Sometimes things that open are such a big deal they get fancy lights and a GRAND OPENING banner. Sometimes it’s the quietest little trickle you only find if you know what you’re looking for. Most of the time it’s something in between.
At the risk of sounding reductive — this could, after all, be a grand sweeping piece about the beauty of opening minds — I’ll say the most satisfying opening has to be the women’s bathroom door when you’ve had two drinks too many and there’s a line out the door.
I said what I said.
Linda hosts Stream of Consciousness Saturday. This week’s prompt is “something that opens.” Use it any way you’d like. Enjoy!

Oh so good 😊
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😭
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I’m not a drinker but I can relate to needing a bathroom in urgently 🫠 it IS a wave of bliss
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Oh my yes. I’ve had the same situation when I’ve had too many sweet teas over lunch. 🤣
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😂
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“Most of the time it’s something in between,” is true about most things. Except for me and the men’s and women’s bathrooms. It all started in first grade when I got in big trouble for going in the boy’s bathroom by mistake. Thanks for reminding me I have to do more kegels.
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I have to do more kegels 😂🤣🤣🤣 excuse me as I wipe up the coffee I just spit out laughing this hard.
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I’m glad I made you laugh. 🙂 Kegel! Kegel! Kegel!
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Well done. I always feel a slight twinge of guilt when the Men’s room is a quick and easy affair and the line to the Women’s room seems endless.
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We appreciate your sympathy, Dan. My husband always says why don’t you just use the men’s room and for some reason my brain implodes at the suggestion… 😭
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It’s been done, I’ve never seen any men bothered by it.
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I suspected as much. I think this one is my own hangup so maybe I can push past it.
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boom!
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And women everywhere know precisely what I mean😂
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Eccellente!
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Grazie ☺️
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Wonderful take on the prompt! 🍷
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Sometimes the idea sticks and just won’t go away 🤣
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🙂
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😊
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