Because sometimes childhood is magical, and sometimes it’s populated by small people manipulated by the whims of adults around them.
“20 Somewhat Horrible Things I Do To My Kids That I in No Way Feel Guilty About:
- I’ve been trying to use up the gross generic peanut butter that we bought a while ago. When we make sandwiches, the kids get generic. I get Jif. I’m choosy… and selfish.
- If we are at the end of a loaf of bread, the kids always get the butt. They think it is the “special” piece.
- I eat the filling out of Oreos, and give my son the gross cookie part.”