Category: reblogged
378 Posts
“We’re talking Hogwarts Houses here. Come for the sweeping generalizations—stay for the sweeping generalizations!”
resources, mail-in ballots, and your very own Crystal Ball
holiday, humor, kids, reblogged
“Seriously, parents. What the hell happened to Halloween?”
current events, parenting, reblogged
“Either you trust no one or you take your chances.” Damn.
Center Stage, current events, parenting, race issues, reblogged
Center Stage: 10/19/18
health/medical, humor, reblogged
“My most benign character flaw is that I’m clumsy as f*ck.” Preach!
“shouldn’t you just be happy…?” um, not really.
“The truth is that nothing is getting better with our children.”
current events, race issues, reblogged
We might care. We might even be bothered. But the black community is grieving.
“You realize that most people evolve from fourteen, right? That kid’s a moving target.”
When’s the last time you heard “Not all of us black people are like that!?” Right, that’s what I thought.
current events, race issues, reblogged
“So long Sam…and good riddance.”
“Let me say this again, slowly….He 👏 Tried 👏 To 👏 Have 👏 You 👏 Killed.”
“And if you can’t say for sure…you shouldn’t say at all.”
“the one that really hits me in the gut is the story the church tells of adoption.”
Center Stage, favorites, humor, reblogged
Center Stage: 8/7/18
“Let’s cut the sh*t. There is literally only one single thing you and your future spouse need to do to get married: Sign a marriage license.”
“Do it Again!” oh, for the love of all that’s holy…
health/medical, humor, reblogged
“That’s a clinical term, totally buckass naked. Trust me, I’ve been to a lot of doctors.”
“Make a ***damned list. There’s a reason your great-grandma used to do this. It f*cking works!”
adoption, Forever Family, parenting, reblogged
Forever Family: voices around the web #8
humor, kids, parenting, reblogged
“Adapt or get run over by life, also known as kids.”
“Coffee is good for your soul.” Amen.
“The federal courts do not provide wifi because they were organized by Satan.”
“Having a puppy is just like having a baby.” Maybe not so much.
humor, kids, parenting, reblogged
the art of mastering muttered profanity? priceless.
adoption, parenting, reblogged
“There’s a gap. It may be there forever. I hope not, but it might be there for a long, long time.”
health/medical, kids, parenting, reblogged
“I have no answers. I have only truth. Only our truth.”
Riddle from the Middle 