blog event, humor, kids, Stream of Consciousness
Tag: humor
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humor, Monday morning, my life
Monday morning rundown (because who doesn’t want Elvira hair when you’re planning Thanksgiving dinner)
I did 12 random Google searches so you wouldn’t have to. You’re welcome.
Center Stage, favorites, reblogged
Center Stage: 11/23/18
burning questions: Turkey Day edition
“We’re talking Hogwarts Houses here. Come for the sweeping generalizations—stay for the sweeping generalizations!”
gratitude, holiday, humor, kids, parenting
gratitude: in case you doubted my spooky Scrooge status
holiday, humor, kids, reblogged
“Seriously, parents. What the hell happened to Halloween?”
health/medical, humor, reblogged
“My most benign character flaw is that I’m clumsy as f*ck.” Preach!
gratitude: 10 items from the laundry room
gratitude: 10 items from the kitchen
current events, humor, my life
Florence Nightingale? I don’t think so.
This is a small town, there are eyes everywhere, and it will get back to me. Capisce?
real world warning signs, part 5
blog event, humor, One-Liner Wednesday
gotta hate when you’re not close enough to get the job done – #1linerWeds
time to reboot that Ludacris DMV course
“Let me say this again, slowly….He 👏 Tried 👏 To 👏 Have 👏 You 👏 Killed.”
health/medical, humor, my life
the food diaries: on the sixth day there was gluten free cornbread
“You can’t run your house like a benevolent dictatorship.” (Challenge accepted.)
gratitude: for real, nobody actually wants to wear an underwire for ten hours
blog event, humor, Stream of Consciousness
SoCS – remember the Titanic and other life hacks
well, there’s four books that won’t be on my Christmas wish list
We don’t negotiate with terrorists. Even ones with adorable dimples.
gratitude: you know, I’m not really sure why I picked up 5 pounds…*
Code Red! Gracie won’t move for a treat.
humor, Monday morning, my life
Monday morning rundown (time to pull out those apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur)
humor, kids, parenting, travel
5 more tips and tricks no one told me before my kids went on their first mission trip. You’re welcome.
hanging out on insta with the mad street cred
gratitude: an anti- post
Center Stage, favorites, humor, reblogged
Riddle from the Middle 